thrilloffalling ([info]thrilloffalling) wrote in [info]lol_anaz,
2009-04-27 18:55:00
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fake suicide + idiot wannas = lulz

 http://community.livejournal.com/anorexicqueen/16065846.html

Hello, this is 95lbs2be friend back here again. I can tell you now that she is doing well and is using her laptop at the hospital. She lost consiousness a few times but we resusetated her several times and when she finally awoke,  she screamed '95lbs2beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
She told of me how she had a realisation whilst she was unconcious. Apparently she went through the tunnel to find the end of the light and was told by someone that her mission her on earth was not over yet, and she realised that it was because she has yet to become 95lbs. She realised that at 26 year olds, she really need to just hurry up and get on with becoming 95lbs as once she's near to hitting her 30s she will have to have kids and that will mean she wont have time to be ana anymore because ana makes you infertile.

SO trust me guys, 95lbs2be will BE 95lbs in a matter of weeks! I promise you!

Stay strong guys

xxx

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[info]boredominity

April 28 2009, 07:35:01 UTC 3 years ago

wtf


this is all I can say

:-(

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[info]losing_myself_3

April 28 2009, 17:53:38 UTC 3 years ago

Yeah it is, thank goodness. I saw that post and died lol.

[info]fei_yen_kn

April 28 2009, 08:09:26 UTC 3 years ago

"friendof95"

Oh, braVO.

But I can't stop laughing at the "Fail Fleet".
That made my entire night.

[info]thrilloffalling

April 28 2009, 20:13:52 UTC 3 years ago

:D

[info]arctowardthesun

April 28 2009, 08:54:07 UTC 3 years ago

I was unaware that one must have children...

[info]plaidpoptart

April 28 2009, 13:23:24 UTC 3 years ago

IKR? There's apparently this unwritten rule that one must not only have kids, but do so in her 30's. Hear that, women who got pregnant in their 20's? YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!

(I may be wrong about this, but can't having anorexia PERMANENTLY fuck with fertility, even long after recovery? I swear I've heard stories from recovered girls who were still unable to conceive. Maybe they were just infertile to begin with...IDK though.)

[info]oliviaana

3 years ago

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[info]katiexxpie

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[info]kinky

3 years ago

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[info]oiseaurouge

April 28 2009, 09:10:46 UTC 3 years ago

this just has "fail" labeled on it. but someone has to clue me in on the "95lbs2be" drama so that i can laugh even harder.

[info]thrilloffalling

April 28 2009, 20:18:08 UTC 3 years ago

She called a girl ugly and fat, and then the trolls made fun of her. Then her "friend" posted this:

http://community.livejournal.com/anorexicqueen/16039957.html

Much lulz ensued.

[info]oiseaurouge

April 29 2009, 03:52:52 UTC 3 years ago

"If she were prettier then maybe we'd keep her on lifesupport, but it doesnt seem worth it at the moment."

"jumping out the window screaming ' Im 26, and I have done nothing with my life except for talk to pro anorexic teenagers on the internet! I cant take it anymore! 95lbs to beeeeeeeeeeeeeee'"

and then "when she finally awoke, she screamed '95lbs2beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'"

please tell me it gets better. i'd take her off life support, pretty or not. dumb people like her need to die to make the world a better place. and what's the deal with screaming her lj name when she "attempted suicide" and "came out from a coma".

obvious the same person. FAIL. 'nuff said

[info]sadinmyeyes

May 4 2009, 04:22:28 UTC 3 years ago

OMFG thanks for posting that link. I hadn't seen that but MY GOD, I'm so depressed right not about having to give my sweet dog away, and this just cracked me up when I thought I will never smile again.

doctors don't think she's pretty enough to keep alive?? WTF!! oh geeze, there's just to much to laugh at in these posts.

[info]thrilloffalling

3 years ago

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[info]shery_dewinter

April 28 2009, 10:32:06 UTC 3 years ago

WTF?

[info]april_in_paris

April 28 2009, 11:17:20 UTC 3 years ago

dudes, this is srs biz
when i slip into a coma, I always wake up shrieking my LJ name...

hilarious troll is hilarious

[info]cirquedumousie

April 28 2009, 15:38:40 UTC 3 years ago

Bwaaahahaha. Nice.

[info]xxdreamofherxx

April 28 2009, 16:39:32 UTC 3 years ago

I HATE when that happens, all these girls taht fake their own suicide and then are their "friend" to come tell us how they are almost dead because they're so thin etc.

Idiots...

[info]mndc

April 28 2009, 17:58:29 UTC 3 years ago

Well thats the goal of the troll isn't it (ha that rhymed), to get an emotional response out of the other bloggers? To get sympathy or attention or something. I read this entry yesterday and I couldn't decide if she was joking or just failed miserably as a troll.

[info]un_attra

April 28 2009, 21:15:13 UTC 3 years ago

Well...that's something different. Waking up and screaming "92lbs2beeeee" is pretty weird...and the 'realization' she had was, uh, something new.

[info]oliviaana

April 29 2009, 02:33:52 UTC 3 years ago

Hahahahah this is absolutely hilarious. Made my day... my week actually.

[info]samus2

April 30 2009, 19:02:10 UTC 3 years ago

my year

[info]brokenxxmirror

3 years ago

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[info]bexmeister

April 29 2009, 12:46:54 UTC 3 years ago

QUICK!
we must breed a legion of aNAz*~!!!
but before we're 30
cause fuck
ill be so damn busy, yo

[info]kinky

April 29 2009, 18:11:06 UTC 3 years ago

LOLOLOLOL Troll or not this is friggin' hysterical.
when she finally awoke, she screamed '95lbs2beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Bahaha just imagining that, well in my mind its mixed in with like sparkles shoooting out all around her and power rangers music in the bg...but wow..
Thank you for posting this

[info]cocobug

May 6 2009, 03:44:09 UTC 3 years ago

I just imagined it. I lol'd hard.

[info]lionhill

April 29 2009, 18:22:01 UTC 3 years ago

when she finally awoke, she screamed '95lbs2beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'

And all the doctors scream "Turn life-support off!"

In all srsns though, this ensued lulz.

[info]elysehh

February 11 2010, 18:57:02 UTC 2 years ago

I don't give a fuck how old this is - when I read it for the first time, I laughed for fifteen minutes solid, til tears were streaming down my face and I was choking on this cough I'd had for a little while. I decided to read it again. And it's still SO funny. It needs its own hall of fame. Wonder what she's up to these days?

[info]badly_sewn_89

March 30 2010, 10:24:08 UTC 2 years ago

guiz
she cant be ana when shes 30?
i never knew this?
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